haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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