I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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