Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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