Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
it hurts more in the daytime
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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