Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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