if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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