okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
