i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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