porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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