she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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