I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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