dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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