32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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