CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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