that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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