Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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