I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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