You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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