he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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