yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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