There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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