just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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