fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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