Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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