bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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