I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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