when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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