Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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