friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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