If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
