Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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