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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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