i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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