Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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