I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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