people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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