you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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