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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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