Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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