I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He? As in you personified your dick?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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