How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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