Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
