like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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