? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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