God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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