hell yes lets make some ravioli
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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