Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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