did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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