Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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