Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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