You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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