I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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